I wanted to go see Coldplay but nOPE

I just realized I haven’t gone to a concert in eight months. It’s been eight months since I’ve seen Fall Out Boy. UGH I USED TO GO TO A CONCERT LIKE EVERY TWO MONTHS WHAT IS THIS BLASPHEMY

Holy fuck it’s August

Like what the hell

Let’s make Dean in gym shorts the most reblogged picture on Tumblr.

fangirling-fallen-angel:

somethingfangirly:

joanne-the-fallen-angel-of-pizza:

idgit-pies-and-puppydogeyes:

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“Challenge accepted!” —SPN fandom.

omg this is still going

IT’S A RULE TO REBLOG EVERY TIME IT SHOWS UP ON YOUR DASH.

i’m not even in the supernatural fandom and i’m still going to reblog

lost count of the times i’ve reblogged this

I swear like half of those reblogs is me

…………………..it’s still not fucking broken 

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Jesus fuck this is almost at 12,000,000 

(Source: inthemidstofmonsters, via duntastic)

Delivery

residualshame:

When I used to be way fatter, I would order a ton of Chinese food, and when the delivery man came I would yell into my house “the foods here! get the plates” even though it was only me. And I ate every last morsel.

Employee Of The Year

residualshame:

I recruit people for a living. Sometimes that means flying them out. One time after going to a portfolio review I flew the wrong person in for an interview because I was confused. That year I got an award called Star Reacher for being good at my job. Oops.

Running

residualshame:

One time while running I accidentally startled a child who fell to the ground. The only reason I didn’t stop was I didn’t want his parents to see me laughing.

Childhood

residualshame:

I picked this outfit out. On purpose.

Cheesecake

residualshame:

I failed the personality test to work at the Cheesecake Factory. I’m serious.

Dad

residualshame:

I sometimes call my mom’s boyfriend new dad because I find it hysterical.