necessary-sass:

castiel-knight-of-hell:

the-wayward-ship:

anjaseb:

wearetylerspeople:

supernaturally-marvelous:

twinkletwinklelittletardis:

ifell-through-theice:

marco-the-cutie:

allmysecretdaydreams:

How is this not the best thing? No period AND you get to be a guy for a week

I GET TO HAVE A DICK FOR A WEEK??? SIGN ME UP

*Presses the button like no tomorrow*

THINK OF THE COSPLAY OPPORTUNITIES

if someone asks me what the girls on tumblr are like, i’m showing them this post

What if it’s irregular. You just wake up as a guy like “oh look at that”

This would be ideal for trans guys.

Can you imagine your parents though. Like aimagine this isn’t normal and when you’re like 12 or 13 and your mom is telling you how your period should be starting soon and instead you just become a guy

I’d wait until my period starts to get a job. A week later the boss will be pissed when he realizes he offered a woman the same pay he offers men

DAMN

necessary-sass:

castiel-knight-of-hell:

the-wayward-ship:

anjaseb:

wearetylerspeople:

supernaturally-marvelous:

twinkletwinklelittletardis:

ifell-through-theice:

marco-the-cutie:

allmysecretdaydreams:

How is this not the best thing? No period AND you get to be a guy for a week

I GET TO HAVE A DICK FOR A WEEK??? SIGN ME UP

*Presses the button like no tomorrow*

THINK OF THE COSPLAY OPPORTUNITIES

if someone asks me what the girls on tumblr are like, i’m showing them this post

What if it’s irregular. You just wake up as a guy like “oh look at that”

This would be ideal for trans guys.

Can you imagine your parents though. Like aimagine this isn’t normal and when you’re like 12 or 13 and your mom is telling you how your period should be starting soon and instead you just become a guy

I’d wait until my period starts to get a job. A week later the boss will be pissed when he realizes he offered a woman the same pay he offers men

DAMN

(via skeledamn)

ohshititsgreg:

QUICK THERE’S NO TIME GRAB MY BONER

(via fueled-by-fob)

Oh man VGHS S3E2 FUCKED ME UP SO BADLY.

STOP PLAYING WITH MY EMOTIONS

Anonymous Asked:
Tbh if you went with the flow, ppl would like u more. You're nice and seem really cool, and I would love 2 b friends again if we didn't have a lot of shit in the past.

watergirl1996:

I’m so confused??? Who is this??? I didn’t ask for a tbh? I think you’ve got the wrong person dude

Seriously though, like, who are you? Haha. Obviously someone I don’t know because I don’t have friends who use “u” and “2” and nobody I know in real life except like 3 people have my tumblr but still. WHO ARE YOU

lzbth:

swag won’t pay the bills but apparently neither will your degree

(via georgeweasley16)

cpwiser10:

cpwiser10:

Today we had sex ed because reasons and my sex ed teacher was like “You’re all gonna have sexual intercourse one day.” and I just busted out laughing

and then he said "Because eventually you’re all gonna kiss the opposite gender" and I doN’T THINK I’VE EVER LAUGHED HARDER IN MY LIFE LIKE I WAS DYING

STOP REBLOGGING THIS IM JUST A HELLA GAY ASEXUAL I SWEAR IM NOT LONELY ST O P

(via definitelyawerewolf)

definitelyawerewolf:

holy shit no i just got another email from a random college like “come to our open house!!!”

FUCK YOU GUYS I’M ALREADY IN COLLEGE PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE

YOU GOT THAT EMAIL TOO?!?

definitelyawerewolf:

i wrote an email to my mom with a suggestion of something to get my dad for his birthday, but i’m holding off on sending it so my mom doesn’t know that i’m still awake at midnight

I text my mom at 3am and it doesn’t phase her

lady-tromboss:

i lost it.

I told you I’m not helping you look for your big yellow dick again. Check your eye

foulmilk:

inlifesansawins:

why is it

"no boy will want you if you keep on with that feminist rubbish"

and not

"no girl will want you if you keep on being a misogynistic piece of shit"

YOOOOOO

(Source: fabiansgoldwatches, via actual-cannibal-shia-lebe0uf)